Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
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I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
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You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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