Swine flu. Run for my life!
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
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You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
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I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
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