I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
he wants to bone in the snuggie
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
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