what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
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He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
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Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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