he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
tell me about the fingering
Randomize
