somebody snuck up and got me drunk
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
OPIZZABONMYDICK
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
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