please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
How drunk are you?
Completed.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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