maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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