It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
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