For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
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