is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
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