i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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