you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
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So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
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You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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