No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
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