6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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