I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
Do vagina's smell?
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
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