Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
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