I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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