HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
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