I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
areolas are like halos for boobs.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
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Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
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The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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