i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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