dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
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I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
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By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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