Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
Fuck appropriateness.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
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