I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
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It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
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I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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