Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
Randomize
