Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
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you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
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Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
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