Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
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This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
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Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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