between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
it was like eating out sand paper
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
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