When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
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I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
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People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
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