Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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