How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
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Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
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I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
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