Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
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It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
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I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
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