White coat. Heels.
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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