I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
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