you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
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Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
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Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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