just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
We need to feng shui this bitch.
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