Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
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When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
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Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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