soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
honey bunches of taint.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
You're breaking my sexual little heart
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
