Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
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