Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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