dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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