btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
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