Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
two words: eviction party
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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