i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
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I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
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We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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