I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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