Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
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I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
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He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
Why do guys insist on chatting me up this early in the morning? I'm just like "Dude, I look like the bastard child of Einstein and a troll doll. Let me eat my Hot Pocket in peace."
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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