I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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