he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
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