I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
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I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
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My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
you made out with another girl for some wings
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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