Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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