Its about making memories worth repressing
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
I have feelings that need drinking.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
My vagina is officially offended.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
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