I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
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