handjob tips. give me some.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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