i'm the matthew mcconaghey of this party. i'm too old, and too high.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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