I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
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do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
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Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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