how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
I'm really busy with my period
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