i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
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