No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
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He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
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i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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