Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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