um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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